The Slowest Beer Mile Ever

Katie Nolan of the show Garbage Time on Fox Sports 1 (which I'm told is a thing, but I wouldn't know since it's buried on the super premium tier of Dish Network) decided to tape herself running the Beer Mile. It looks awful, yet at the same time I can't help but wonder if I couldn't beat her time of 35:25. If you drank a beer after the first lap I think I'd be ok. I don't know why but three beers seems doable but four beers just seems like lunacy.

New Beer Mile World Record!

James Nielsen, who just happens to be a former collegiate long distance runner, has set the new world's record for the Beer Mile at 4:57. If you're unfamiliar with the beer mile it's basically you run around the track a lap, chug a beer and repeat until you puke or hit a mile, whichever comes first. It's pretty impressive when you think about it. I don't think I could even drink 4 beers in 5 minutes.

There should be a sprinters version of this. Like the 4 shot 400. run 100 yards down a shot, run 100 yards down a shot, run 100 yards down a shot, fall on your face.

Supercut: Running in SLLLLOOOOWWW Motion

Here's a supercut of people in movies running in slow motion. It's far less T&A than the screen shot would have you believe.

I used to have the slow motion running dream a lot. Like I was always missing the bus or trying to catch someone and I could only run in slow motion. I'm sure that says something horrible and disturbing about me, like the dreams where I'm always losing my teeth. Of course now that I have the new baby at home and I'm averaging about 4 hours of sleep a night and I hardly dream at all. Go me?