The Slowest Beer Mile Ever

Katie Nolan of the show Garbage Time on Fox Sports 1 (which I'm told is a thing, but I wouldn't know since it's buried on the super premium tier of Dish Network) decided to tape herself running the Beer Mile. It looks awful, yet at the same time I can't help but wonder if I couldn't beat her time of 35:25. If you drank a beer after the first lap I think I'd be ok. I don't know why but three beers seems doable but four beers just seems like lunacy.

Watch out ESPN, here comes Fox Sports 1

Looks like who ever is in charge of hiring all the leggy blondes at Fox News was also put in charge of hiring leggy blondes for the new Fox Sports 1. Which is a thing launching this weekend. Don't check your cable provider, it's probably not available yet and really there's nothing to watch on there right now anyway.

However, don't count these plucky young ladies out just yet. ESPN is ripe for a take down. Even the most brain-dead casual sports fan is tired of 24 hr Lebron/Tebow watches and HOT TAKES where two guys yell at each other for an hour. Don't even get me started on Stuart Scott's booyahs.

So I for one welcome out new Fox Sports 1 overlords. Their coverage of sports will probably be just as fractured and awful as EPSNs but at least they've given us something nice to look at.