Joe Exotic For President

If you're undecided on who to vote for this year, what's wrong with you? Yes all the candidates for president are terribly flawed this year but what's the hold up? If you identify as a democrat or are left leaning in general, you pretty much have to vote for Hillary? What's your other option the guy that wants to build a wall to keep China out? If you're conservative or a republican, you're stuck with Trump doesn't matter how much pussy he grabs. Remember those supreme court nominations?

What about a third part candidate? Sure throw your vote away! And as long as you're doing that might I suggest throwing your vote away towards Joe Exotic. His Pro-Tiger, Pro-Fringe platform is very appealing. He doesn't have the same kind of money Trump and Hillary have but with the internet everything is possible. Remember how we got Kony a couple years ago? Lets make American mullet again.