I've never rode a moose

Here's some Canadian Loon riding a swimming moose. How drunk do you have to be to try that? Near blackout drunk or just super buzzed. I'm glad they didn't hit the moose with the boat. Out of all the dangerous stuff going on here that looked the most dangerous.

True story, a guy a work once asked me what the largest animal I had ever rode was. He was blown away when I told him Elephant. It's been forever but still, I've ridden an elephant. Unless you're catching a ride on the back of a whale you don't get much bigger than that.