Clerks: The TV Show is... yikes

So WAY WAY back in 1995 Touchstone decided that Kevin Smith's Clerks needed to be adapted to the small screen. It's was a terrible idea for many reasons. Count them as you try and slog your way through the pilot episode that has most kindly been uploaded to youtube.

On the plus side if you ever wondered what Clerks would be like without the swearing, clever jokes and likable characters here you go.

Also, this TV show is so 1990s that I think It comes with a Gin Blossoms CD.