Friday, October 28, 2011

Win a Prize; Tackle a Girl

What's the only thing better than watching girls play the game of football poorly in their underwear? Getting to tackle a girl playing football poorly in her underwear. At least that's what the marketing wizards behind the latest Lingerie Football League promotion would have you believe. Take it away Chet:

Here’s your chance to score with the LFL! We’re giving one lucky fan the opportunity to experience what true fantasy football really is with a chance to tackle an LFL team player during halftime at Lingerie Bowl IX in Las Vegas! Enter now for your chance to win a VIP trip for you and a friend to Las Vegas and see if you can take down an LFL Player.

Prizing Includes:

•Roundtrip airfare for 2 to Las Vegas, NV
•2 night hotel accommodations at the Palms Casino & Resort
•2 Tickets to Lingerie Bowl IX
•Chance to tackle an LFL Player during halftime
•VIP Experience: Private meet & greets, no-wait VIP access to Lingerie Bowl Weekend parties in Vegas, autographed merchandise
•$250 Gift card

via withleather

I love how they use the phrase "see if you can take down an LFL player". Not only are they openly challenging your manhood but there's a subtle reference to oral sex hiding between the all the overtly sexual references.

True story time. I took a writing class once (yeah, I know. what happened?) and the teacher taught us that 99 percent of all ad copy is sexual in some way. Now I can't look at an ad for anything without making it all about sex. Old Spice: High Endurance? They totally mean high endurance in the sack. Burger King lets you have it your way? Yeah, "your way" as in doing it in the kitchen.

What were we talking about? Oh yeah, I think the NFL needs to run the same promo. If I can enter a contest to tackle Mark Rypien's daughter I think it's only fair that my wife should have the chance to tackle Red Bryant.




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