Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Ace is the helpful hardware place.. for Zombies

The Westlake Ace hardware in Lenexa Kansas is trying to corner the market on Zombie preparedness. No fooling. Take it away Westlake Ace Hardware press release:

There has been a rise of the undead across the country, but this doesn’t have to put a damper on the daily lives of our citizens. As the zombie awakening spreads across the country, Westlake Ace Hardware is the Zombie Preparedness Headquarters.

Westlake Hardware’s online Zombie Preparedness Center ( is the first stop for identifying and handling any zombie-related need, from getting rid of the smell of rot and decay to safely removing zombie limbs from your yard.

Westlake Hardware’s Zombie Preparedness Experts can help you find the best protective gear for your individual needs. These experts advise residents in adopting best practices for dealing with zombies.

It's a brilliant move for them. Have you ever been to an Ace Hardware? It's the home improvement equivalent of shopping at Best Buy for a computer. If you check out their website you'll notice they don't just sell stuff to help humans with the inevitable zombie horde, they also sell things for the modern day zombie looking to stave off decay while staying active around the house.

While I'm pretty satisfied with my overall zombie preparedness, I'm bookmarking their page just in case I ever turn.

I've included a commercial for the store after the jump




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