Now I love fish and chips and Guy Ritchie movies as much as the next guy, but England needs to slow their roll. For whatever reason the footballing media over there believes that the 2006 World Cup Wagapolooza ruined England's chances at winning the tourney. Yeah, I'm sure it has nothing to do with their inability to hit penalty kicks (which are so easy even I can make them).
So what's this mean to the team this World Cup. No wags!
In order to make sure his players aren’t canoodling with their women or the local trollops of South Africa, Capello has ordered the installation of high-tech TV sets in each player’s room at the team’s $677 million base camp. The TVs will allow Capello to check in on his players at any time, as he can secretly watch their downtime or he can contact them openly through the sets. Needless to say the players aren’t too pleased with this development..
via WithLeather
I'm guessing this is all about Fabio Capello hedging his bets a bit. I mean if England crashes out of the World Cup and he gets fired think of all the money he can make off sex tapes.
Bonus gallery of Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy. It's equal parts sexy and grotesque.
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