Pro Bowl, why can't I quit you?

well said Karl.

Snow on the Ground. because, why not?

If this isn't the whitest thing you'll see today congratulations, you're a polar bear.

Menage a Links

8 Things that Suck about the iPad Nice work Steve Jobs but I already have a Newton

How to Use a Semicolon Finally someone explains punctuation using dinosaurs and bears.

Certafied Virgin Certificates Yep, it's as weird as it sounds

All praise to Howard Schultz*

Sorry, nothing going on today except for these stacks and stacks of TPS reports. Here's a random picture from my random picture folder. It's the starbucks in Dubai, man those oil guys sure know how to class up a joint.



*do not praise Howard Schultz

Links always come in 3

Consollection. An excellent collection of almost every home console ever (I say if the Atari XE counts then the TI/99 counts).

Coffee Talk with Cobra Commander. Cobra Commander randomly webchats with unsuspecting strangers.

Scott Meets Family Circus. Finally something that makes Family Circus readable.

Pikachu's special power is oblivousness

"dude check it out, unison bonus"

Walmart Clown owns my internet

Well played Walmart, now it's your turn target dog...

Jackman will Box that Robot

So maybe it's because I was up at 5am this morning watching Robot Holocaust but the summary of Hugh Jackman's newest movie blew my mind.

Real Steel" follows Hugh Jackman's character, a fighter, who is suddenly without a job when robots take over the boxing industry. He decides to reinvent himself by becoming the promoter and trainer of one robot boxer.

~via mlive.com

That's right Robot Boxing. This and single payer health care are what I'm looking forward to most in 2010. ..what?

Just in time for the super bowl, the Sex Offender Shuffle

Good grief, my entire work day has been filled with Lucy like efforts to pull the football away right before I kick it. Here's something funny.

New Mass Effect 2 Trailer

In an odd series of events I was flooded with new X-box games this Christmas most of which I haven't even had the chance to play. I'm 99 percent sure If I were to buy the new Mass Effect when it comes out next week I'd end up sleeping on the couch... of course that would give me ample time to play all those games...

Heidi Montag or Sex Robot?

Pop quiz hotshot, which one of these two "ladies" is fame whore Heidi Montag post cosmetic surgery and which one is a sex robot.



Trick question... technically both are sex robots.

George Lucas wants more of your money, this time in 3-d

I'm not saying George Lucas hires a black guy to carry him around, but...
George Lucas isn't stupid, he sees James Cameron pushing around wheelbarrows filled with Avatar cash. That's why he's going back to the well for like a 9th time by re-releasing Star Wars, again, this time in 3-D.

George was so impressed with the movie’s technology – which took home the trophy for Best Motion Picture – Drama at the 2010 Globes – that he thinks it could help pave the way for creating 3-D versions of his “Star Wars” movies. “We’ve been looking for years and years and years of trying to take ‘Star Wars’ and put it in 3-D,” George explained to Access. “But, [the] technology hasn’t been there. We’ve been struggling with it, but I think this will be a new impetus to make that happen.”
~ gammasquad.com

I checked.. the internet doesn't have a facepalm gif large enough to properly express my feelings. This one came close..

Superman and Batman are kinda jerks

"peddle faster, Dick"

Did that Polar Bear just blow up the Earth?

This is the entrance video for the Alaska Nanooks hockey team. It's awesome.

Weekendiest Links

Here's some links... you're welcome.

A timeline of Film's greatest nerds
(koldcast.tv)

Your official Wold Cup Stab Vest
(sportsbybrooks)

Perfect Strangers remake in Seattle
(nextround.net)

Creepy Superheroine Mannequins on Ebay
(comicsalliance)

Star Wars Burlesque (NSFW and uncomfortable)
(laweekly.com)

Something tells me Jimmy Kimmel doesn't like Jay Leno very much

Good gravy, for some perverse reason Leno invited Jimmy Kimmel on his show last night. Kimmel pretty much tore Leno to shreds on his own show. It's so brutal I had a hard time watching it... the 4th time I watched it.

Man Vs Toddler

You think this toddler is weak, you should see my baby try and play Modern Warfare 2. He always gets stuck in a corner... if only Patrick Swayze was still alive to help him.

Adidas, Star Wars Collection

Snoop Dogg, David Beckham and Daft Punk would like to sell you some storm trooper shoes... of course they would.

Pat Robertson deserves something awful to happen to him

So Here's video of Pat Robertson saying Haiti got what was coming to it when it was hit with a 7.0 Earthquake yesterday.

One of the charities I support on a monthly basis is Beyond Borders. They're an organization founded by Tony Campolo and their mission is to assist the poor in Haiti with literacy programs, crisis support and education reform. Every year for Christmas I get this beautiful hand made Christmas card made out of wood and banana bark. It sounds really silly but it's one of those small things that I really look forward to every Christmas.

So in the Christmas spirit and on behalf of the kid that makes my favorite card every year, get bent Pat Robertson.

Conan > NBC

So it's official, everyone hate Jay Leno. Gawker has all of last nights monologues from Conan, Letterman, Kimmel, and Ferguson on one hulu-free page. The Jimmy Kimmel as Jay Leno bit is classic.

Green Man all up in your grill

Honestly this penalty box doesn't seem like much of a penalty.

Wnning the War on Pants

Here's a trailer for the super awesomely Japanese cartoon Strike Witches. It's about girls with Cat ears and jet legs fighting aliens without wearing pants, because why wouldn't it be?

YouTuber "bridge bunny" gives this excellent review:

I don't mind the English dubs BUT AT LEAST HAVE ACCENTS TO MAKE IT FEEL LIKE A MULTINATIONAL FORCE.

You tell them bridge bunny, I mean lets try and keep things realistic here.

Spider-Man 4 the new Ghostbusters 3?

So Comics Alliance is reporting that Spider-man 4 is pretty much dead. After falling out with director Sam Raimi, Sony has decided to reboot the whole franchise for a 2012 release. The new movie suposedably will deal with Spidey back in high school, kinda like Ultimate Spider Man. Which coincidentaly was heavily influenced by the first Spider-Man movie. There's a fun circle for ya.

After Emo-Spider-Man does anyone really care? Spider-Man 3 was awful, and I think we all a bit better off with Sam Raimi doing more movies like Drag Me to Hell.

Steve Breaston is the Bad Guy

So I'm watching the Packers/Cardinals game last night when Steve Breaston scores a touchdown and does a celebration that reminds me of someone... I just can't figure it out.


It's the Bad Guy, Razor Ramon! Thank you kissingsuzykolber, this was killing me. Steve Breaston's tribute to Razor Ramon was the awesomest thing since Levon Kirkland and Anthony Simmons used Booker T's "5 time, 5 time wold champion" celebration.

Conan O'Brien set to take over the Arsenio Hall show

"bitches at NBC did what?"
When people talk about NBC you have to remember two things. First they are the network that brought us Seinfeld and stuck with it after really lackluster ratings its first season. Of course, they're also the network that gave us Caroline in the City for a godawful 5 seasons. So why wouldn't they be the ones to finally replace Jay Leno with Conan O'Brien only to replace Conan O'Brien with Jay Leno.

There's rumor that Conan will leave NBC over this whole fiasco. The most likely destination would be Fox but when Conan first made the jump to the Tonight Show there were crazy rumors that CBS and ABC were interested in Jay Leno so I don't think you can count out any network or anything. I wouldn't rule out one of the cable networks either. If he does leave NBC lets hope he takes Pimpbot and the Masturbating Bear with him. The guy with bulletproof legs can stay with Leno.

Another New Trailer for Kick-Ass

I know my wife won't approve of this phrase, but this trailer totally gives me a nerd boner.

Man Vs Zombies

Twitter is primarily for iliterate celebrities and blue haired advertising executives that think they know what kids are into. With that being said ManVsZombies' twitter feed is pretty funny.

Avatar is so good you'll want to kill yourself

"It took 3 super-computers to render my smugness"
Well clearly that headline is hyperbole you say? Ah good friend I wish it was.

Ever since i went to see Avatar i have been depressed. Watching the wonderful world of Pandora and all the Na'vi made me want to be one of them. I cant stop thinking about all the things that happened in the film and all of the tears and shivers i got from it. I even contemplate suicide thinking that if i do it i will be re birthed in a world similar to Pandora and the everything is the same as in Avatar.. I cant find joy in this world since Ive seen it, and the only thing that makes me happy is thinking about it or when im seeing it next, which is Saturday at the imax.. I doubt anyone will understand the feelings I'm having..but if you are..tell me..

~ mike

Now either Mike is black belt level forum troll or he's the saddest nerd ever. My heart wants to say troll but over at Film Drunk they've found several similar forum posts by avatar maniacs.

I was thinking of trying to go see Avatar this weekend but maybe I'll stay home and read a book. I have the new Clive Cussler novel and his books rarely make me suicidal.

That Eagle is the size of a Lion!

So Puma has unveiled the dreaded "universal 3rd kit" for all the African teams headed to the Africa Cup of Nations and the World Cup this summer. It might be hard to tell from the size of the picture, but the kits are supposed to look dirty. No word on if they're supposed to look painted on.

Look for these kits on sale for 29.99 in the back of Eurosport catalogs everywhere this fall.

~ via worldcupblog.org

Dolph Lundgren in the 5th Sense

The Storyboards for Mac and Charlie's movie The Fifth Sense: The Smell of Penetration look pretty good but I think I'm still going to watch Predator.

Some parents are awful

2 to 1 this kid ends up Menendezing his parents.

Michael Cera kicking it w/ DJ Paulie D

Here you go, Michael Cera hanging with the boys from Jersey Shore. I mean why not? At this point I don't think there's any news from Jersey Shore that could surprise me. You could tell me all 6 of them were actually Joaquin Phoenix and I'd be like "sure that makes a lot of sense"...



~via celebuzz

LOL AT-AT monday

My only new years resolution this year is less talk more rock. So with that in mind here's the Lol AT-ATs. 'cause cats suck and AT-AT-s are super bad ass.




more at http://lolat-ats.tumblr.com/