Go Outdoors, right now

Weekend Links, because I got lazy of Friday

Science says it sucks to be Batman. Of course it sucks to be Batman. Wet caves, bats, constant night shifts, teenage wards, it all sounds exhausting. I'd much rather be Reed Richards. Robot butlers, space ships, the Baxter building, flying cars and Jessica Alba.

These are the best Internet Providers. No big surprise here that Google kills the competition but I had no idea that Verizon's Fios service was so good. Wish it was available in my area. Way back in the day I lived in a small part of Tacoma that was covered by two different Cable companies and my bill was 10 dollars less because of the competition. I'm just saying.

The Shitty Parent's Guide to Christmas Presents. I know most my readership is sans-children but man this list is fantastic and totally on point.

Why the Buzzfeed vs The Oatmeal fight really matters. This whole Oatmeal vs Buzzfeed fight is pretty interesting as someone that spends way too much time on the internet. The gist of it is that Buzzfeed holds itself in a much higher regard than they should. You can't rag on someone that lives in a black SEO kettle when you're living in a black SEO pot.

The Mother effing Pterodactyl

This video by The Oatmeal and Sarah Donner is amazing. My son LOVED it! He was dancing and everything. Then I realized he's starting to learn more words everyday and I think his days of watching youtube clips filled with swears is swiftly coming to an end. Oh well, it was a amazing ride.

Jingle links all the way

32 Quotes to troll Geeks. 32 of these seemed a bit much, but there's at least 10 good ones.

How Different age groups celebrate Christmas. This is so true, having a kid this time of year is awesome sauce.

This issue a member of the Fantastic 4 dies. I'm guessing it's HERBIE.

Menage a Links

8 Things that Suck about the iPad Nice work Steve Jobs but I already have a Newton

How to Use a Semicolon Finally someone explains punctuation using dinosaurs and bears.

Certafied Virgin Certificates Yep, it's as weird as it sounds