Lego Matrix is just a rip off of Grant Morrison's Lego The Invisibles

Lets face it Legos make everything better (kind of like Bacon.... mmm bacon legos). Where was I? Oh yeah, here's a scene from the Matrix filmed with Legos. Or maybe it's from the Matrix Reloaded, honestly I never really got into the Matrix Trilogy so I have no idea. That's right, I'm the kind of geek that will point out how the Matrix was just a big rip off of Ghost in the Shell and the Invisibles. It's just part of my charm.

Bohemian Rhapsody, the muppet cover

This continues my trend of posting things about 2 days after they've completely saturated the internets. It's the cast of the muppet show performing Bohemian Rhapsody. I've always felt that Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem were totally underrated.

Boom! Ham in the Face!

My wife loves to watch cooking shows, which means I'm presented with many opportunities to watch said cooking shows. Clearly that has bred some sort of resentment in me towards Paula Deen, who finally got what was coming to her when I threw this ham at her face... I mean this was totally an accident.

Turtles Forever

If you find yourself watching cartoons tomorrow morning, you could do a lot worse than checking out Turtles Forever. It's a good old fashioned multi-dimensional adventure staring the New TMNT, the ones from the cartoon in the early 90s and the black and white ones from the original Eastman/Laird comic.

It's probably not going to be as good as GI Joe Resolute was, but it still looks better than whatever YugiOh/Pokemon rip off every other channel will be airing.

Dino D-Day will rock your face

If this isn't the greatest looking game ever I'll eat my hat. Serioulsy Nazis and Dinosaurs? How awesome is that?

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected

I've been thinking about picking up a new desk for my office for quite some time. I wonder if my wife will notice if I take a few grand out of the mortgage account to pick up a Han Solo in Carbonite desk?

Kick Ass, the movie, the trailer

Kick-Ass

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Having a baby can really put a cramp in your blogging style. Just keep that in mind while you watch this trailer for Kick Ass about a week after every other blog on the internet posted it.

Goal of the Weak

I hear Fabio Capello is already looking at her to start for England.