Why yes this is a woven beard

I gotta say, I think the beard head is reasonably priced at $25.00, but I'm not thrilled that they upcharge you $5.00 for the optional moustache attachment.

via uncrate.com

Your favorite band sucks, science proves it

via digital inspiration

Supposedibly (yes it's a word), This chart is based on a real study linking college students favorite bands to what they scored on the SATs. What I immediately noticed was how I hate almost all of these bands. the next thing I noticed is that my SAT score (a meaty 1250) seems a bit to close to the high end of this chart. Are kids getting dumber these days or does the SAT now include a physical challenge?

...wait did I say real study? what I meant was facebook study, so I guess this is about as accurate as that pirate treasure map my mom made for me when I was 9. Turns out there weren't any gold doubloons in my sock drawer.

Skorts!

I have a wife that plays soccer, so it's hard for me to rip the upcoming Womens Professional Soccer league without risking a night on the couch. But come on, skorts! Seriously ladies? who were the marketing geniuses that came up with this?


Find more photos like this on Women's Professional Soccer

thanks to the beautiful game for the find

Why give him a new heart?

Why give him a new heart, just so he can hunt you down and kill you? Because if you didn't he'd still hunt you down and kill you.

How much longer do I have to wait for this movie? This is like the 4th "new" trailer I've seen. At this point they might as well have released the whole thing in webisodes.

Guitar Hero Hero

Ok... I know it's dorf meets nerdcore, but quite frankly I don't care. MC Lars new album This Gigantic Robot Kills is available in stores and itunes today. It's a great album, and I'm not just saying that because he's the pudgy white MC I've always wanted to be. check it out, or ask me to play it the next time you're riding in my sentra.

Eric Roberts is the F'n Man

Here's Mickey Rourke giving a speach after winnning a spirit award (I thought only cheerleaders got those?). Can you imagine how awesome his speech would have been if he had won an oscar last night? It would have been a little different though, there's no way Eric Roberts gets into the Oscars.

Suck it Uwe Boll

This fan made Half Life 2 movie is just incredible. Supposedly the purchase brothers made it for less than 500 dollars by shooting it all digitally and blending in effects ripped right out of the game. I can't wait for the next episode.

Have you seen this dog?

working is for suckers but this made me smile today.