Here come the D-listers

It's been widely reported that Corey Haim had started dating Daisy de la Hoya (of Daisy of Love fame) just before he died. However, it hasn't yet been reported that the real cause of Haim's death was Daisy's crotch gator.

This just in! Corey Haim was definitely killed by an alligator that resides in or around Daisy de La Hoya's crotch.

Iron Man 2, the trailer, the sequel

You go away on vacation for a couple days and what happens. Corey Haim dies and they release a new Iron Man 2 trailer. I don't want to know what would have happened to Corey Feldman if I had stayed in Arizona for a full week.

Oh yeah, Iron man 2 still looks totally bad ass.

World Cup 2010 Kit Review (Part 2)

With less than 100 days to the World Cup I thought it was a good time to take a look at what the participating teams would be wearing this year. As we all know, Soccer is 90 percent pageantry. Jersey Awesomeness is actually the 7th tie breaker in group play, just before the teams draw lots (look it up, it could happen)

Spain
First impression: Teal, really?
Help or Hurt their chance of Victory: I think the look on the players faces says it all.
Will I buy one: No chance


USA
First impression: At least it's not Denim
Help or Hurt their chance of Victory: It won't matter if Jonathan Bornstein is playing
Will I buy one: USA USA USA!!


Germany
First impression: Adidas delivers again
Help or Hurt their chance of Victory: Helps. Ze Germans won't even have to change after the game. They'll be able to take this kit from the pitch straight to the The Reeperbahn in Hamburg.
Will I buy one: Achtung Baby!


Cameroon
First impression: Do they only come in Taylor Twellman size?
Help or Hurt their chance of Victory: It's a Push. What the Cameroon team will gain in aerodynamics they'll lose by restricting blood flow.
Will I buy one: Maybe after a few hundred sit-ups


Serbia
First impression: YAWN...
Help or Hurt their chance of Victory: Helps. The Serbians only have one basic strategy going into the World Cup. Bore the other teams to sleep.
Will I buy one: huh, what? I fell asleep there for a sec.


Ghana
First impression: all the Puma Jerseys are identical
Help or Hurt their chance of Victory: Seriously I'm not reviewing any more of the African teams.
Will I buy one: Maybe, if I can find an Essien one.


Brasil
First impression: Did Robinho really make the team?
Help or Hurt their chance of Victory: Hurts. With all those dots on the jerseys the Coaches aren't going to see all the food crumbs on Ronaldinho's stomach. How long do we have to wait for a younger Portuguese Ronaldinho so we can start calling him the fat Ronaldinho? Just kidding... no chance he makes the team.
Will I buy one: No, Brasil shirts are played out.

World Cup 2010 Kit Review (Part 1)

With less than 100 days to the World Cup I thought it was a good time to take a look at what the participating teams would be wearing this year. As we all know, Soccer is 90 percent pageantry. Jersey Awesomeness is actually the 7th tie breaker in group play, just before the teams draw lots (look it up, it could happen)


Italy
First impression: A belt buckle, BWAHAHAHA!
Help or Hurt their chance of Victory: Helps. Italy won the WC in 2006 wearing essentially a white dickie, a belt buckle can only increase their resolve.
Will I buy one: Hells no


France
First impression: Gourcuff is dreamy...
Help or Hurt their chance of Victory: It's a push. The Kit may be awesome but Raymond Domenech is still their coach. No ammount of pinstriping is going to cover that up.
Will I buy one: In a heartbeat.. if it wasn't French


Australia
First impression: What is this Rugby?
Help or Hurt their chance of Victory: Helps. Last World cup the socceroos looked so much like Brasil that Robinho played 60 minutes for them. Wait, maybe this new kit hurts.
Will I buy one: Not even if Tim Cahill came with it


Honduras
First impression: Girls!
Help or Hurt their chance of Victory: Hurts. Don't ever bring your WAGS to the World Cup. Just making a women's version of your jersey is asking for trouble.
Will I buy one: Maybe, but only to stick it to El Salvador


Portugal
First impression: Rally Stripes, awesome!
Help or Hurt their chance of Victory: Helps. Any team that sets out to look more like a Lancia Stratos clearly has all it's ducks in a row.
Will I buy one: Yes, if I can find one in long sleeves


Slovenia
First impression: Charlie Brown was Slovenian?
Help or Hurt their chance of Victory: Helps. Not only does the green blend in with the pitch, the jagged stripe will confuse help the linesman. This team will never get called offsides.
Will I buy one: Maybe as a joke


Denmark
First impression: I can see a sailboat!
Help or Hurt their chance of Victory: Hurts. Prolonged exposure to this 3D puzzle mess is sure to cause seizures and migraines.
Will I buy one: Not with my astigmatism


South Korea
First impression: South Korea? this is north Korea right?
Help or Hurt their chance of Victory: Hurts. After being mistaken for the communist Korea by the host nation they'll find themselves weakened by a diet of gruel and lead tainted water.
Will I buy one: No Chance

Axe Cop, the Motion Comic

The Axe Cop motion comic totally reminds me of MTV's The Maxx Cartoon, which was awesome but didn't have enough Axes.

OK GO; This To Shall Pass (and go viral)

The problem with making a clever music video is that everyone expects your next video to be equally clever. Lucky for us the fine fellas that make up OK GO are incredibly creative. Enjoy.

Project Runway should be more like this

Are you a stylish young lady in need of a Batman dress for a cocktail party? Maybe you're meeting a special someone at this years comic con? Either way you're in luck because the fine folks at TheVintageDoctor.com have you covered.

I've included a small gallery of their best nerdy work.







originally found at ComicsAlliance

Abe Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was a fantastic book, but on all accounts it's follow up Sense and Sensibility and Sea monsters was pretty poor. Lets all hope Abe Lincoln: Vampire hunter is as awesome as it's trailer.