The Pentagon's 'Concurrency Myth' Is Now Available In Supercarrier Size. Hey, want to read an article that will make you upset over how the military spends its money? Well, today is your lucky day. What's a few Billion dollars building an aircraft carrier that can't actually launch aircraft? It's not like they're spending your money.
New Star Wars Character Inspired By The Beastie Boys. One of the characters in the new Star Wars movie is an X-Wing Pilot called Ello Asty... as in Hello Nasty. His Helmet even has Born to Ill written on it in some weird made up language. I'm guessing that Ello Asty probably won't have a lot of lines but I'll bet he sells plenty of figures. George Lucas would be so proud.
10 White People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas. Do you think Japan has a version of the white guy becomes ninja trope? Like is there a whole series of movies where Japanese guys are raised by rednecks? I feel like there's a frog gigging montage in there somewhere.
I Tried Daily Fantasy Sports And It Is Evil. This is the weekly NFL Dick Joke Jambaroo from Drew Magary which is something I normally wouldn't link to (although you should be reading it anyway) but he goes a bit long form up at the top talking about his experience with Draft Kings who you may or may not have noticed now SPONSOR EVERY FOOTBALL GAME EVER! I've always wanted to know just what kind of a scam they're running over there and he lays it out for you pretty well.
Long story short if you want to throw away your money send it to me. I'm buying a bunch of Scooby-Doo Team Up #12s because Harley Quinn is the guest star and there was a low print run. When the Suicide Squad movie hits I'm going to be rolling in it!
