100 MPH Burrito

Drift Racer Matt Powers decided to put together a burrito with his Nissan 240sx. I'm not 100% sure he's ever seen someone make a burrito before because this is definitely not how you do it. You put the sour cream on first and really spread it all over the shell. That way you get some sour cream in every bite as opposed to a huge sour cream bomb at the very bottom/top.

Generic Robots fighting part 3

Full disclosure time. I like the first Transformers movie. I know it's stupid but it had some good action, a few funny moments and just enough Optimus Prime to make me feel like a 10 year old kid again. With that being said Transformers 2 was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I liked Robot Jox better than Transformers 2. Maybe... just maybe Transformers 3, stupid name and all, will be better but I'm not holding my breath.

Also Rosie Huntington Whiteley looks weird, I hope she washes cars really well cause she's no Megan Fox's toe thumbs.

Woo-Ha Godzilla's all in check

This is incredibly stupid and awesome all at the same time.

Apple TV blows in a smaller form factor

"yes I know it sucks, now buy it, buy it!!"
So Apple unveiled some new products this morning. It was all a bit ho-hum. The I pod touch got crazy thin, the shuffle added buttons again and the nano looks weird and completely un-useable all pretty much status quo. However they did unveil a new updated Apple TV. It's insanely great. Take it away huff po.

"The new Apple TV announced Wednesday will only let people rent, not buy, content. For first-run high-definition movies the day they come out on DVD, people will have to pay $4.99. High-definition TV show rentals will be 99 cents.

The revamped Apple TV, which will be available within a month, will give people access to the high-definition version of movies just released on DVD, though he didn't say which movie studios have agreed to include their titles for streaming.

People who watch content from Netflix Inc. streamed over the Internet can also access their "instant" queue through Apple TV. Jobs said only News Corp.'s Fox and The Walt Disney Co.'s ABC have been willing to license their shows for streaming so far, but he said he hoped others would join once the service gains popularity."

That sounds so retarded it's awesome. Now I'm all for some sort of a la cart programming but paying a dollar to rent TV shows that are broadcast on over the air networks is a total scam. A scam that only the most deranged apple addicts could justify.

oh yeah it also only supports 720p not 1080. you suck Jobs, why did you bury the apple IIgs? Were you afraid it of how awesome it was compared to your sucky mac?

The Fast and the Furious just got The People's Elbow

Jordana Brewster hiding under a car is related enough, trust me
Tyrse Gibson reported on his twitter that the Rock has signed on to be in the next Fast and the Furious movie, which I assume will be called Fast and Furiouser. Maybe 5ast and 5urious, either way I'm cool.

Equally shocking to the casting of The Rock is that Tyrese claims he's going to be in the movie too. Assumably he'll be reprising his role of Roman Pierce from 2 Fast 2 Furious. No word as of yet who will be driving the car when they land it on a boat, again.