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For Better or Worse, Wonder Woman is coming back to TV. I once said that there was no way a you could make a Wonder Woman TV show, with her traditional costume, that didn't look cheezy and stupid. Problem solved, the new Wonder Woman show will be called Amazon and it'll be on the CW so I'm sure she'll be fighting crime in a leather jacket and no one will ever call her Wonder Woman. Yay?

The Best Dungeons & Dragons Character Alignments. Funny list that makes me wish I played more D&D as a kid. I think I played all of 3 times, most of the times I was playing one of the knock of RPG games based on a existing franchise like TMNT or Robotech.

Japan's Ninjas are Headede for Extinction. Yeah right, that's what the Ninjas want you to believe. Then when you think they're all extinct, boom! Shuriken right between the eyes.

Randy Couture Responds to Steven Seagal's fight challenge. Conventional wisdom once was that Steven Seagal actually knew karate (or akido or whatever it is) and Jean Claude Van Damme was just a really buff gymnast. But lately I've been hearing from more and more guys in MMA that Seagal is a total joke and Van Damme actually spars on a regular basis. I don't know what to believe anymore!

Steven Seagal is Hard to Kill.. puppies, he kill puppies now.

If I told you Steven Seagal brought a tank to a cock fight would you believe me? How about if I said he also shot a puppy and ran over 100 roosters? What if someone else more reputable told you? Take it away DailyBeast.

A man in Arizona is suing actor Steven Seagal for taking part in a police raid in which he claims Seagal and police arrived in a tank and shot and killed his 11-month-old puppy. The raid—organized by Maricopa County’s infamous Sheriff Joe Arpaio—was to bust an alleged cockfighting ring, which the man, Jesus Sanchez Llovera, claims he did not run.

~the daily beast

So to recap, Steven Seagal killed Jesus's puppy. I swear I checked twice to make sure this wasn't a story from The Onion.

Of course this Jesus isn't turning the other cheek, he's suing Seagal for $100,000 and a formal apology. I really really hope he wins the apology, I want to see what a formal apology from Steven Seagal looks like. I assume it includes a front kick to the stomach followed by a bunch of fancy hand movements.

Steven Seagal will taze you bro

Steven Seagal: Lawman totally makes me want to commit some crimes. I mean how awesome would it be to get arrested by the star of Die Hard? ...what, he wasn't in die hard?