LFL, the F stands for Fighting

If you're like me last weekend you were glued to the LFL Eastern Conference play off between the Atlanta Steam and the.. oh who am I kidding? Nobody cares, here's a bunch of female athletes wearing underwear throwing down like they were on The Challenge. I'm guessing the ladies get a bonus for every hit they get on the field and on youtube.

Amazonian Links

For Better or Worse, Wonder Woman is coming back to TV. I once said that there was no way a you could make a Wonder Woman TV show, with her traditional costume, that didn't look cheezy and stupid. Problem solved, the new Wonder Woman show will be called Amazon and it'll be on the CW so I'm sure she'll be fighting crime in a leather jacket and no one will ever call her Wonder Woman. Yay?

The Best Dungeons & Dragons Character Alignments. Funny list that makes me wish I played more D&D as a kid. I think I played all of 3 times, most of the times I was playing one of the knock of RPG games based on a existing franchise like TMNT or Robotech.

Japan's Ninjas are Headede for Extinction. Yeah right, that's what the Ninjas want you to believe. Then when you think they're all extinct, boom! Shuriken right between the eyes.

Randy Couture Responds to Steven Seagal's fight challenge. Conventional wisdom once was that Steven Seagal actually knew karate (or akido or whatever it is) and Jean Claude Van Damme was just a really buff gymnast. But lately I've been hearing from more and more guys in MMA that Seagal is a total joke and Van Damme actually spars on a regular basis. I don't know what to believe anymore!

Real Fighter II

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Shirt Removal... reconsidered!

That's a dozen red cards

Sweet Christmas, this video is the balls. There's no real set up, it's a high school soccer game and a girl gets fouled. She then decided to take like 20 pounds of flesh from the chick that tripped her.

Of course it all ends on a happy note, the girl doing all the punching was charged with 3rd degree assault.

Cute kid Kumite

This seals it, my son Logan is totally learning some Karate. He's already sort of a bully at day care, if he learned any sort of martial arts he'd be unstoppable.

BTW, have you ever thought about how many kids you could take in a fight? I figure if they're under the age of 5 I could probably take on like 40 or 50 before I punched myself tired. However if they're around 10 I'd probably only be able to take out a handful before they went all 3 ninjas on me.

More like Footbrawl.. amirite?

If the Lingerie football league is going to gain some respectability they're going to have to do something about the fighting. Like maybe institue a penalty box... or a jello pit.


btw, is that head coach Busta Rhymes?

Best Ref Ever

Soccer players are all sissies. I know, I play every week. It doesn't matter if it's co-ed games on monday nights or Saturday afternoons in the Premiership. If a ref makes a bad or questionable call everyone loses their shit.

9 times out of 10 the ref can't do anything about it. If he does nothing one side is going to retaliate Paul Scholes style. If he hands out cards for dissent the teams get even more fired up, and if he starts tossing people Netherlands/Portugal style (a game where the ref was totally justified) people will blame him for not having better control over the game. What's the solution? Punching, lots of punching.

Fight Fight Fight!

I've gotta admit, I think the ref dove (one minute in).
via the spoiler