The Star Wars Car Wash was not bad

So I guess over the weekend the fine folks at G4TV put together a little Star Wars car wash, with proceeds going to the make a wish foundation. Of course this is G4 we're talking about, a Star Wars themed car wash seems kinda mundane for them...


...oh I get it, a sexy Star Wars car wash. The 12 year old me is very very excited about this. To bad he doesn't have a car, In your face 12 year old me!

"wait the soap goes where? I get confused"

"mind if I dent your car with my ass? no? I didn't think so"

"lady if you can't get this right just leave, this is a serious fake business here"

anyone else think Storm Trooper #2 is staring just a bit to hard?

"So when I distract this nerd with my boobs you two take his car"

where did this guy come from? stupid title 9

"did you ever hear back about that Staples commercial?"

the Jawas are about to make it rain.

"the suggested donation is $20, if you don't give me $50 I call the Jawas"

you're missing spots!

"really not one slave girl? The emperor's a dick"

Not enough for you? Well you're in luck (and a pervert), more behind the scenes photos can be found here.

Ron Dunn is just keeping it real

If this story about a man and his nudie girl stickers doesn't boil your blood then why don't you go back to Russia, pinko.

EDMONDS, Wash. - A Metro bus driver refuses to budge in what he calls a fight for his right to free speech.

Before Ron Dunn hits his bus route, he parks his own car at the North Base off of Interstate 5.

But the man who shuttles dozens of people to and from work every day may no longer be able to drive himself to work.

The reason: his truck features artwork his boss finds offensive. The artwork in question are three decals of nude women. The stickers, Dunn's boss told him, violate King County's sexual harassment policy.

~ katu.com

Basically this guy, nay this great American, is in danger of losing his job if he doesn't take the stickers down. All because some old bitties are scared of an airbrushed boob. Check out the pictures of where this guy parks, you almost have to go out of your way to find these stickers.

"I see artwork. I see freedom of expression," he said. "The body is the way we were born, naked."

You tell them Ron. This reminds me of a quote I read somewhere. "When they came for the naked lady stickers I stood by and did nothing. When they came for the silver naked lady mudflaps I did nothing. When they came for my truck nuts I was left with no nuts" I think Ghandi said that.