Showing posts with label car wash. Show all posts
Showing posts with label car wash. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Forget the NFL labor problems, we have a LFL scandal... and a car wash.

two of Natasha Lindsey's teammates and her dad

Natasha Lindsey, former starting quarterback for your Seattle Mist tore her ACL in the first game of the season last August (yeah I missed it too). Here's proof:


Gross right? Well what's grosser is that the league is refusing to pay for her surgery. Take it away Ron and Don show:

Lindsey, who had surgery three weeks ago, said she hasn't been on the field since and has no desire to return.

"It's not necessarily the Seattle Mist as a team because the girls on the team are absolutely wonderful, the coaches are absolutely amazing. It's the management, it's the league itself, it's the commissioner," Lindsey said.

Wow, knock me over with a feather. Are you telling me the commissioner of the Lingerie Football League might be less than honorable? Cause I can't believe that. He must have a good reason for denying coverage.

Mortaza said they found a great doctor in Los Angeles and offered to fly Lindsey down for the surgery, but she ignored their emails and phone calls. "She went and breached her contract and went to her own physician. Even though she breached her contract, we still offered to cover her."

Lindsey said her hands were tied with commitments to a new job. She said she was also told the doctor in L.A. was on vacation just two days before her scheduled procedure.

Mortaza concluded with, "The fact of the matter is, sour grapes with Natasha. Great girl, but there was a reason she was benched. There was a reason she was second-string."

HAH! You deserved that blown up knee, just like you deserved to lose your starting spot. Next time maybe you'll work a bit harder on your 3 step drop. This is a serious league, you can't just work from the shotgun your whole life, missy.

Seriously, this sounds like a complicated situation that can really only be solved by a charity car wash. Thank goodness the Seattle Weekly is here to help us out, some of these are of Natasha I guess.






Tuesday, April 27, 2010

The Star Wars Car Wash was not bad

So I guess over the weekend the fine folks at G4TV put together a little Star Wars car wash, with proceeds going to the make a wish foundation. Of course this is G4 we're talking about, a Star Wars themed car wash seems kinda mundane for them...


...oh I get it, a sexy Star Wars car wash. The 12 year old me is very very excited about this. To bad he doesn't have a car, In your face 12 year old me!

"wait the soap goes where? I get confused"

"mind if I dent your car with my ass? no? I didn't think so"

"lady if you can't get this right just leave, this is a serious fake business here"

anyone else think Storm Trooper #2 is staring just a bit to hard?

"So when I distract this nerd with my boobs you two take his car"

where did this guy come from? stupid title 9

"did you ever hear back about that Staples commercial?"

the Jawas are about to make it rain.

"the suggested donation is $20, if you don't give me $50 I call the Jawas"

you're missing spots!

"really not one slave girl? The emperor's a dick"

Not enough for you? Well you're in luck (and a pervert), more behind the scenes photos can be found here.

 

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