Everyone wants to do Wonder Woman

Christine Hendricks was doing press for the "movie" I don't Know How She Does It and she told Billy Bush (really?) and Kit Hoover (really? really?) that she would love to play Wonder Woman on the big screen. A casting rumor originally thrown out there by Nicolas Winding Refn (what the hell's going on with names today?), the Director of Drive, who said he wanted to make a Wonder Woman film staring Hendricks.

Two things here. Warner Brothers has no interest in actually making a Wonder Woman movie. Wonder Woman is the most popular and recognizable female superhero of all time and she has more porn parodies to her name than feature films. It's nice and all that a director with a goofy name wants to make a Wonder Woman movie but let's be realistic.

Second, there is no bustier on earth that could hold Christina Hendricks giant boobs. If they filmed it in 3D they'd get sued for giving the entire audience whiplash... and boners.

Golden Lasso of Links

The 16 most baffling pieces of Official Merchandise. I actually owned one thing on this list, the Dune Childrens activity book. Even when I was 10 years old I knew it was messed up.

15 things that are way bigger than you think. #16. your momma.

The Doctor is the new Batman. At least on stage he is. Matt Smith played Batman in a play called Gotham Autopsy the other day. One can only assume Utility Belts are now cool.

Christina Hendricks is the new Wonder Woman. Says a director I've never heard of that is interested in making a Wonder Woman movie that has no chance of getting made now that Green Lantern pooped the bed. Still... boobs!

The Weekest Links: humpday edition

Yeah, that's an actual painting Michael Jackson had commissioned of himself a couple years ago. Just a friendly reminder that before he died and everyone forgot how creepy he was, he was really really creepy.

Disney Princesses The Way You Like It…Zombified
(nerdbastards.com)

$10 an hour with 2 kids? IRS pounces
(seattletimes.com)

Fox News isn't exactally good at news
(warming glow)

Christina Hendricks Falls Victim To The D.E.N.N.I.S. System
(nextround.net)

Luchador Jesus
(palehorse designs)

Snookie from Jersey Shore gets punched
(warming glow)

As a side note I don't think MTV has ever produced a show as awesome as Jersey Shore. It makes Singled Out (with Jenny McCarthy) look like Singled Out (with Carmen Electra). I pray for our country, knowing that there's some myspace toolbox out there completely missing the point of the show and is really hoping he/she will get cast on the second season.