Dungeons & Links

10 Dungeons & Dragons Tips From Dan Harmon and His Dungeon Master. When the kids are out of the house or at least old enough to not need constant supervision/help with their legos I'm totally taking up D&D. I've already got a t-shirt and everything. What more do you need? Dice? I have dice. Pencil? I've got a pencil. Imagination? Sure when I've been drinking I'm SUPER IMAGINATIVE.

The Millennium Falcon. Do you have 60 seconds to read a really brief infographic on the Millennium Falcon? Well you are in luck then because I happen to have a link to just such an infographic right here.

Battlefield 4 Players Have Finally Found The Megalodon. This is pretty fun. Rumor had it that if you looked hard enough you could find a Megalodon in Battlefield 4. Well, that wasn't exactly true so the developers added one in the latest DLC pack. You win this one Megalodon.

Art and Superheroines: Getting Sex and Cape Comics Right. I don't 100% agree with this article on sex and comic books (more specifically superhero comics) but I think it brings up a lot of interesting points. Comic Books have this really typical american puritanical approach to sex and violence that you see in movies and TV. Cleavage? Cool. Blood and Gore? Cool. Realistic depictions of sex? Whoa there's pervert. Think of the Children!

Also he talks about Empowered a lot which is cool. I like Empowered. I'm only like 7 trades behind but I swear I'll be picking more up any day now.

Battlefield 4 Beta opens today

The Battlefield 4 Beta opens today. Here's a little video showcasing the Siege of Shanghai mission. It looks action packed but it also looks JUST LIKE BATTLEFIELD 3. I know all the eggs are in the next generation console basket but I was hoping there would be something that would set B4 apart from B3. It just kind of looks like a map pack. I'll keep not playing Battlefield 3 right now, thank you very much.

How would a T-Rex Fly a Jet?

Like a boss, that's how.

Battlefield 4: 17 minutes in your face

So here's 17 minutes of Battlefield 4. It looks great and I really want to play it badly (even though I burnt out on Battlefield 3 rather quickly). What sucks here is that this is due out this year, probably for Christmas. So either I can play a neutered version on the 360 or my PC or I can blow $500 on a new console and one game. Which considering there's a baby on the way and my car just internally exploded really isn't an option.

Maybe I can sell the baby for a PS4. Although if I sell the baby I won't have all that sweet baby holding video gaming time I got when Logan was a baby. I swear I beat COD MW2 like 4 times that Christmas.

Gift of the Magi man, Gift of the Magi..