Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Going Under the Links

District MFG Shuffleboard Table. And now I want a shuffleboard table. Look at that thing, it's not so much a pub game as it is a work of art. Maybe if I'm able to sell my car I could afford it.

Brazilian Soccer Fans Decapitate Ref After He Stabs, Kills Player. I'm sorry to tell you this but if you're planning on going to Brazil for the Olympics or the World Cup you're gonna get killed. If you're lucky you might get kidnapped, but even then they're going to cut off your ear or your toe for ransom.

On the news a couple weeks ago they had the story of a woman who took her kid to Brazil for a visit with her baby daddy and the guy just stole the kid and the Brazilian government took away her passport. Now she's stuck in Brazil while the courts decide who gets to keep the kid. And apparently that happens ALL THE TIME. Seriously, when are we going to liberate Brazil?

Charlie Kaufman is adapting Slaughterhouse Five for Guillermo Del Toro. I read Slaughterhouse Five just a few months ago so it's pretty fresh in my mind. I liked well enough, but I didn't LOVE it. I'm not so sure why everyone is going crazy over this announcement. I guess when you throw the names Vonnegut, Del Toro and Kaufman in a blender your milkshake brings all the nerds to the yard.

10 of the Geekiest Restaurants of all time. I would eat every day at the Grillenium Falcon if it was in my city. Speaking of terrible eating habits tomorrow I go under for my upper endoscope. For whatever reason I'm terrified. I am however excited for this PH monitoring device I'm going to get. They're seriously going to put a pill in my stomach that will wirelessly connect to a beeper thing I wear that will monitor my the acid levels in my stomach. SCIENCE!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is it bad that the first thing I thought of when I read about your wireless beeper stomach thing was I should figure out how to hack it so I can send custom signals to the beeper and mess with your head?

Good luck on the procedure. Hope it goes smoothly.

-L

B said...

My first thought was an episode of Futurama, they're going to insert a small spacecraft into your body and fly around.

 

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