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The Biggest Winners and Losers of Comic-Con. I'll tell you who won, Robert Downey Jr. Seriously, I think he should just change his name to Tony Stark and the pentagon should start developing him a real suit of armor. How much do I love you? THIS MUCH TONY!

Of Course ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Is A Liberal Plot To Make Mitt Romney Look Bad. Duh. Go ahead and click through to read the whole story, but to quickly recap: Uber-conservative tub-bag Rush Limbaugh believes that the villain Bane in the Dark Knight Rises is meant to sway people into voting against Mitt Romney. So yeah, some people are idiots.

20 Things you didn't know about Batman Begins. Fact #21, we have visitors in the office today and they're sucking up all the internet. I can't look up this link I saved yesterday to verify if it was really any good or not. Hopefully you have better luck!

7 Ways Grocery Stores get you to spend more money. On my first trip to Safeway after reading this I tried to walk through the store from left to right. I got so turned around I had to shoot a flare up for help. Lesson learned; Safeway does not appreciate it when you shoot off a flare gun in their stores.