Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Facedrink the drink for your stupid face

Lets just cut to the quick. This is Facedrink, the social energy drink. Hit me with your best shot press release:
Why Not!

So it’s this simple answer that has inspired me to create facedrink™. I want facedrink™ to be a sophisticated beverage which provides the social energy that people need to get things done on a daily basis.

Facedrink™ achieves the goal that I set out for by providing you with the extra energy needed to be social or to deal with your boss.
"Why Not!" is my favorite marketing slogan of all time. Rat flavored ice cream? Why Not! Sand filled Ipad? Why Not! Used 1995 Ford Probe? Why Not!

I like the think that Facedrink was conceived by some drunk facebook stalker who was hit by lightning while looking for bikini pictures of old girlfriends. It's either that or the Winklevoss twins have struck again!

You can buy this crap on Amazon, It's one star rated so you know it's good!


Anonymous said...

Why Not Used 1995 Ford Probe? For so many, many reasons.



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