Tuesday, September 13, 2011

They dared you not to see Bucky Larson

On the weekends I watch a lot of basic cable and when you watch a lot of basic cable you see a lot of the same commercials, over and over and over and over. One of those commercials that really hit hard last week were these Bucky Larson: Born to be a star ads. They are the most awful things I've ever seen and I watch a lot of ABC Family.

Who is this guy in front of the green screen and why is he shouting? Is he supposed to be high? Am I supposed to be high? Why is Don Johnson in this? Who watches these movies?

As it turns nobody watches these movies. Bucky Larson had one of the worst opening weekends in box office history with a gross of $1.5 million. To put that in perspective, It only averaged 8 tickets sold per screening. Which is still kind of high for a movie currently sitting at a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.

the longer extended HD trailer after the jump, because I must really hate you.


B said...

1. Professor Dante, see number 2
2. Yes
3. Double Yes
4. Also see number 2
5. Probably me



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