Thursday, June 30, 2011

Nerds want to letter in Quidditch

Some High Schoolers in Texas are petitioning to have Quidditch added to the schools athletic program. Hit me with the sadness Baltimore Sun:

"People don't really grasp that it's a legit sport. But, everybody thinks, especially at Keller high school, that it's really cool," said Brooklyn George, one of the group's co-founders.

My guess here is that people don't grasp that it's a legit sport because it's not a legit sport. It's a bunch of losers running around with broom sticks yelling "magic missile, magic missile". Also this is exactly the kind of quote you'd expect from a kid named Brooklyn. Seriously who does that to their kid? It's not like my standards are really high, I named my kid Logan after Wolverine. Brooklyn and they live in Texas? Ugh

But I digress. If you haven't seen Muggle Quidditch you're really missing out on a great opportunity to mock some nerds. Here's a report from UCLA on the phenomenon sweeping the campus.

Still It's better than Ultimate Frisbee.


Anonymous said...

Fuck you, you pussy. Go quidditch and broomsticks!!!



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