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Last night Stephen Colbert gave us a profile of another great American, Roy Den Hollander. Hollander's legal fight against ladies nights is truly a noble struggle.

Woo-Ha Godzilla's all in check

This is incredibly stupid and awesome all at the same time.

Teen Wolf trailer

MTV is making a Teen Wolf TV show. I mean why wouldn't they? Twilight was at its most popular like 4 years ago right? So this sounds right on time for MTV.

In this new vision TW plays lacross, has what looks like a 35 year old girlfriend and doesn't dance one bit. Also the producer had the balls to compare it to Buffy the Vampire slayer. I'd be more upset if I hadn't just ordered Hard Ticket to Hawaii on DVD for six bucks.

more Wonder Woman pics, why not?

More pictures hit the web this morning after I had posted that original pic from the filming of the Wonder Woman pilot. I thought about ignoring them, but then I remembered the internet's motto. Boobs or GTFO.

btw, girl needs to relax her face and hands when she runs. I learned the importance of that in track sometime between stretching and visualization drills.

Battlefield 3 (drool)

Good gravy this new trailer for Battlefield 3 looks awesome. I'm pretty pumped for this game to come out. I like Battlefield 2, but Call of Duty: Black Ops has it beat on a couple playability issues and that keeps me from being able to completely enjoy it. Hopefully Battlefield 3 will close that gap and then some.

Someone fixed Wonder Woman then ruined Emma Frost

A few photos from the set of the Wonder Woman pilot hit the web today and they show some significant changes to her super shiny costume. They added the red boots (thank goodness) and took a good amount of shine off the pants. I like it better, but it still looks kinda cheap. Maybe in motion it will look better, of course there's no way this makes it on TV so I guess that point's sort of moot.

Now on to things you will see on TV (as in on FX about 3 months after it's flopped in theaters) here's the best pic so far of Emma Frost in costume from X-Men: First Class.
It looks awful. Honestly, How do you mess up a bikini top and hooker boots? I guess now we know where that first awful picture of the cast in costume came from. Turns out it was less of a photoshop job than people like Matthew Vaughn wanted us to believe.

On a semi-related note, I still can't get over the fact that they're using the character of Azazel. If you don't know Azazel was introduced as Nightcrawler's father in one of the absolute worst written comic runs ever, not just with the X-men but ever. The fact that even one of Chuck Austen's awful ideas has made it's way off the page makes me want to vomit. Not literal vomit of course, figurative vomit, which can be just as bad. I mean where are you supposed to find a figurative toilet?

DC's doing what now with Batman?

Chief Muckity-Muck at Warner Bros Jeff Rabinov announced this morning that there are plans to reboot the Batman franchise almost immediately after The Dark Knight Rises hits theaters. Oh yeah, and they're going to make a Justice League movie. This is of course a scatterrshot sort of response to the 34 movies Marvel has planned to release over the next 4 years.

I'm glad DC finally figured out that less isn't more. More is more, dammit. That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

Ok, let's stop quoting Iron Man for a second and think about this. The new Batman franchise is supposedly going to be developed independently of the Justice League movie. That means in theory you could have a different Batman on screen every year for the next 3 years starting in 2012. What a great idea that is. How on earth can the WB think playing pin the tail on the actor with Batman is a good idea but Nic Cage superman isn't!? I'm starting to really get worried that I'm never going to get the screaming neurotic drug addled Superman I so deserve.

The Bronx Zoo Cobra is hilarious

So like any big celebrity the cobra that escaped the Bronx Zoo over the weekend has started up his own twitter. So far he has about 30,000 followers, which is kind of sad. Charlie Sheen has almost 2 million followers and not only is he not as funny as the snake, he's neither venomous or poisonous. Advantage Bronx Zoo Cobra.



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