Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con

Is Batman wearing corrective shoes?

Is the New York Comic Con the official start of the comic book convention season? Is there a comic book convention season? Will I go to this years Emerald City Comic Convention? Who really cares? here's some hot chicks and losery looking guys at conventions. Weee!

Skelletor's new arch-foe? The nachos supreme at taco bell

if you have to tell people what you are, you've failed

J. Scott Campbell thinks her breasts are still to small

Mutant Power: Jazz Hands!

You'd think the Empire would offer child care services

Do they just hand out leia outfits to the first 30 girls that show up?

That outfit looks impractical for fighting crime or walking through a sea of dorks

What happened to you Washington? You used to be cool.

Turns out the Washington state department of transportation has no sense of humor.

BELLEVUE, Wash.
A road construction sign that read "Zombies Drools" and "Jalopnik Rules" had motorists in a dangerous situation on Interstate 405 through Bellevue Tuesday night. A Washington State Patrol Trooper noticed the reader board sitting on the side of I-405 at the Wilberton Tunnel with the unusual message and called Seattle dispatch. WSDOT spokesperson Jamie Holter said she believes someone did this to be funny.
"They think it’s funny but it’s extremely dangerous," explained Holter. "First, they have to manually change the reader board so they are standing out on the side of the freeway putting their life in danger. Second, drivers think there are either Zombie’s ahead or it’s a joke, so they stay in the lane. The reader board should be warning drivers their lane is about to end as machinery is in the way. If drivers don’t know to change lanes then it becomes very dangerous."
~from Kirotv.com via jalopnik.com

Wait a minute.... did a spokesperson for the WSDOT just say someone might think Zombie's are up ahead? I have no jokes for that.
What I do have is righteous indignation! I drive this stretch of 405 once or twice a week and every single time there's a pack of idiots that don't merge left after passing the sign. It's almost like a Mario Cart level, people want to hit a couple plastic barrels before they cut you off at the last second. If only I could get the red turtle shells instead of the stupid banana peel, I'd totally show them.

This can't work

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video clips of skateboarders racking their nuts trying to grind a rail are far to low brow for my blog. This clip however is all science... and faceplants.

The Greatest Video game of all time?

Games Radar just posted a great article on the Greatest Game on every platform. It's a great read even if they completely ignored the TI/99. Two of my favorite games of all time are on there (half life and Ultima IV) so they must know what they're talking about.

maybe next year bikini zombie slayers will make the list

Best finisher ever

Some days I wish I was born in mexico to a man named "el diamonte". He would teach me the ways of the lucha libre, and one day after his death I would avenge him in the ring as Diamonte Fantastico. This would be my finishing move. I think I'd call it the Sustantivo, which I think means deathbed or death certificate, I'm cool with it either way.

The Boy that Cried Zombie

I gotta admit if I saw one of these signs on the side of the road I'd do a double take. Nobody really wants to see the zombies rise up and attack, but if they don't then why have I been hording all this mountain dew and toilet paper?

I'm from Buenos Aries and I say stop touching children!

Ummm thanks Johnny Rico?

Rock band sucks

Grandma Incest not classy enough for microsoft? I'm guessing this means no songs from Nashville Pussy in the next update.
image from kotaku.com