GTA: Seattle

I know true life crime isn't in my usual bag of blogging topics, but this is the craziest video. I felt like I just had to share. Over the weekend some guy flashed a couple guns in downtown Seattle, carjacked someone, got chased by the cops, shot at the cops and was eventually killed by the cops. If only he could have made it to the Pay n Spray.

Heroes in a half Links

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle robs a Wendy's. At first I couldn't believe he didn't rob a pizza hut, but what's that old saying? Don't poop where you eat.

The Hangover is a Simpsons episode, clearly. Proof that the Hangover is a complete rip off of The Simpsons episode Viva Ned Flanders... an episode that aired in 1999, and is one of the new "jerkass Homer" episodes that aren't as cool as the old Simpsons. Which means the Simpsons have "sucked" since 1999? wtf

Joe Namath tweets of wet cheerleaders. Can you believe there isn't a single picture on the internet of Diora Baird in a cheerleader outfit? So I went with Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs from Community. Oh yeah, and Joe Namath is a dirty old man.

25 ways to tell you're a kid of the 90s. Since my childhood sort of bridged the 80s and 90s I didn't get about half of these. Still, remember the Fresh Prince? Good times..

2118 pounds of weed

Let me tell you what brown can't do for you. They can't hold your weed for you.

Ton of Marijuana Seized From Cloned UPS Truck in Arizona