Katy Perry is Inappropriate Smurf

Katy Perry was at the New York premiere of the Smurfs movie (which somehow stars the NPH?) and wore a sparkly Smurfette dress that looks like it was bought it in the kids department at Sears (if Sears sold dresses for little sluts, which they might. It's been a long time since I've been to Sears).

So.. um... Hey remember Smurfs for the Colecovision?

Yeah, I got nothing. Here's more of Katy flashing her butt to all the kiddies at the Smurfs premiere.

Papa Smurfy Links

Pictures from global smurf day. Apparently people in Europe still think Smurfs are cool. Of course they also think black socks and shorts are cool.

The supreme court rules video games are free speech. Last night the talking suit on ABC nightly news said that kids would now be able to buy such violent games as Doom, Duke Nukem 3d and Mortal Kombat. I guess they're selling time machines at Gamestop now.

The 7 biggest dick moves in on-line gaming. I really thought this was going to be a list of things people do all the time, like camping at respawn points. Instead it's specific incidents where people playing MMORPGs try to bring down the system, just because they can.

Michael Jackson never sang on The Simpsons. This is big news if you've never actually paid attention to anything YOUR ENTIRE LIFE! It's a pretty well known story that Sony wouldn't let him sing on the show. I mean it was on the DVD commentary for pete's sake.