Super Bakery Bros.

Someone recreated the first level of Super Mario Bros. using a cake and other bakery products because of course they did. What else are they supposed to do with their time. Bake a Bionic Commando cake? Come on, get your head out of your butt.

Star Wars RC Star Destroyer - Will It Fly?

Some RC nerds out there with just the right amount of time on their hands and a youtube channel built a 15 foot remote control Star Destroyer out of foam core and lightsaber crystals. It's impressive but will it actually fly?

Yes, it will fly. It will fly hilariously poorly.

Know your Internet Celebrity: Onyx The Fortuitous

A couple days ago noted internet weirdo Onyx the Fortuitous was interviewed on a local Detroit news story about the opening of a satanic statue. Now either this clip is doctored or the editor at Detroit Local 4 has one hell of a sense of humor because this guy is awesome and they give him like a full minute and a half to go crazy.

"I didn't take your mail Ms Pemberton. Stop asking me that."

Now if you recognize Onyx the Fortuitous congratulations you probably spend WAY too much time on the internet. Below is some of his previous work. I think you'll find it hilarious but idontknow...

The Greatest Professional Video Gamer Entrance?

Professional video game player Kenneth Bradley really upped the ante on Marvel vs Capcom tournament entrances. I guess. I mean I have no idea what the other entrances are like but I think it's safe to assume they don't include chugging steve-wisers and stone cold stunnering randos from the crowd.

This guy is kinda good at Tetris

I'm always amazed and a bit depressed when I stumble upon a video like this. This guy... This guy is better at Tetris than I will be at anything ever. At the six minute mark he starts playing with invisible pieces it's beyond ridiculous.