Burger King wants to officially sponsor your fun

Ok so it's one thing to be stuck with Burger King as your jersey sponsor.

It's another to have "The Burger King" plastered on the inside of your jersey just to make sure that your celebrations still contain the proper ammount of product placement.

same design put to way better use.

Image is everything

Yep, that's kenny G showing his support for los gringos at a world cup game way back in '94. in the states if you tell someone you're a soccer fan this is what they think of. it's no big secret that 90 percent of americans think soccer is for little girls, canyonero driving moms, and alto saxophonists with perms. I mean look at this guy, he can't even hold his dainty woodwind in a manly way, and I say that as someone who used to play the flute.

If only there was someway to get more images like this into the american subconscious..




although I think my friend ben would argue more americans would support soccer if fans looked like this...