Angry Birds Star Wars, 'cause C.R.E.A.M.

Cash Rules Everything Around Me, dollar dollar bills ya'll.

Seriously, George Lucas and the nerds at Rovio will all be taking golden showers after the checks for Angry Birds: Star Wars start rolling in. I'd like to think that I'm above this kind of pandering, but seriously I love the Angry Birds games. They've gotten me through many an episode of the Voice and American Idol.

Angry Birds: The Movie is better than you'd think

.. and that's probably because this is a fake Angry Birds the movie trailer, made by the same people that brought you Snatch, except not really.

Lets face it, sooner or later there will be a real Angry Birds movie. If you had your choice between this or Kevin James rescuing birds from a crooked zoo, which would you choose?

The Angry Soccer birds are here

Here's a couple soccer goalies pulling off some sweet trick shots with an Angry Birds theme.

A couple years ago I had a discussion with a friend of mine that went like this. If you put a world class goal keeper like Kasey Keller (who was at the time) on an average rec team would he be able to score like 20 goals and just completely dominate? At first I was all like, nuh-uh he's a keeper he probably doesn't even know how to dribble. However, the video above combined with the fact that my rec team last week was worked over by a guy who played keeper in college lead me to believe yes, Casey Keller would score about 20 goals if he ever played against any rec team I've ever played on.

That is until I stepped on his achilles out of frustration that no one on my team was marking Keller. He's just scored 20 goals why isn't anyone following him!?