Ultimate Tazer Ball is a thing

It's official, I've decided to take my talents to the local Ultimate Tazer Ball team. What? Kent doesn't have an Ultimate Tazer Ball team? We have minor league hockey, lingerie football, a frisbee golf course in the park that the green river killer dumped a couple bodies but no Ultimate Tazer Ball? That's an outrage! I'm outraged. I swear if I don't get to play some Ultimate Tazer ball soon I'm going to start tazering people at random, right after I throw a hilariously over sized soccer ball at their face of course.