To clarify, Peter Crouch is following in the footsteps of England teammate and noted scumball Ashley Cole, by cheating on his smoking hot wife. Take it away Now Magazine;
Abbey Clancy has been pictured without her engagement ring - just a day after fiance Peter Crouch was accused of cheating on her with a prostitute.
Madrid-based escort Monica Mint, 19, alleges the footballer forked out 1,000 euros [£833] to sleep with her after meeting her on a stag do in the Spanish capital last month.
Just in case you need a reminder, and lets face it you do, Peter Crouch looks like this:
He's really rocking that drummer from Hanson meets the Scarecow from the Wizard of Oz look. Not many 7 foot tall soccer "stars" can pull that off. Oh yeah here's what his fiance Abbey Clancey looks like:
One more time, goofy beanpole that has no business on the English national team:
and Abbey Clancey:
Clearly Abbey needs to put that ring back on her finger. There's no way she's doing any better than Peter "coat hanger" Crouch. I mean have you seen him do the robot? A quality guy like him is one in a million.