Jeff Hardy is riding the snake

This is sort of off topic even for me, but it's so good I thought I'd share. Last night at TNA Wrestling (yeah it's a real thing) had a Pay Per View and the main even was a title match between Sting and Jeff Hardy (1999 here we come!). The match lasted less than 2 minutes, why? Because Jeff Hardy was cracked out of his mind.

Watch the video before it gets taken down. Hardy can barely even make his way to the ring and once he's there he has no idea what to do. It's obvious at the end that Sting and the ref decided to end this before anyone got hurt (not counting the people who paid 29.99 to watch this of course). Hopefully Jeff Hardy will get some help before he finds himself wrestling Jake the Snake at the VFW hall next month. Or maybe not, that match sounds kinda good. I was always a sucker for Damien.

That's a lot of Drugs

Far be it from me to give TMZ more attention than they already get, but they just posted a list of drugs found by police officers when Neverland Ranch was searched in 2003. I gotta say, this was pretty surprising. At the time the police ignored it since it wasn't germane to molesting boys, which surprised me a bit. Now technically I only passed the bar in Barbados, but I was taught that it's easier to make a case against a raging dope fiend than it is a sober upstanding citizen.

-- A vial of Versed -- a powerful sedative
-- Several IV bags containing "a milky white fluid, located in a small cardboard box on top of the bathtub." Propofol and other anesthesias are milky white. As we first reported, Propofol was in Jackson's home the day he died.
-- A vial of Promethazine -- an antihistamine with strong sedative effects
-- A bottle of Alprazolam (generic for Xanax, a powerful anti-anxiety drug)
-- A bottle of Percocet -- a painkiller
-- A syringe
-- A vial with Demerol in it
-- Numerous loose pills outside bottles
-- A bottle of Prednisone -- a steroid
-- Ery-tab -- an antibiotic
-- Prescriptions for Xanax that had been filled
-- A prescription for Alprazolam
-- Oxygen tanks
-- IV stands

I've never done drugs, but at what point does it become easier just to smoke some crack? I mean isn't it easier to get someone to score you some heroin than it is to get a prescription to Propofol, a drug that has to be administered by an anesthesiologist?