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Pedobear Escapes the Internet. If you don't know pedobear then you clearly don't hang around the internets enough. enjoy your "real life".. loser.


The Great Cable Rip-Off for visual learners. If you pay more than 19.99 for your HDMI cables you're wasting your money. Unless you really want the pink ones to match your skirt.


Dead Wrestler of the Week: Andre the Giant. Anybody want a Peanut?

The Expendables trailer, part Deux

Check it out Yo, a new trailer for the Expendables. If I had a hot tub time machine I would travel into the future so I could watch this movie right now. Then I'd travel back to today and rub it in your face that I've already seen it. I'm petty that way.

We're off to outer space...

That clip from the upcoming Gaiking movie I posted yesterday gave me a Star Blazers jones. I never did see anything more about the new CGI Star Blazers (or Yamato) movie that came out in Japan over Christmas. I scoured the youtubes and this clip is the best I could come up with. It's not great, but you get the point.

You can watch the first 9 minutes of the movie in hi-def here, which I would totally recommend. The movie looks awesome, and if the plot makes the tiniest bit of sense this could easily make House Party 3 looks like House Party 4.

Zombies get a slow shambling green light on AMC

So it's official, The Walking Dead is coming to the small screen.

The cable network on Monday gave a six-episode order to the apocalyptic zombie drama based on Robert Kirkman’s graphic novel series.

The project, written and directed by Frank Darabont [The Shawshank Redemption], has been on the fast track since AMC acquired the rights to the books in August after a bidding war. It was ordered to pilot in January.

“Dead” will begin production in June in Atlanta and is set to premiere in October during Fearfest, AMC’s annual marathon of thriller and horror films.

The Hollywood Reporter

I was late to the party with the Walking Dead so I'm only on issue #60 and it's getting really hard to read. Battle Royale was this way for me. I really wanted to see the series to the end, but after every issue I feel like I need a hug. Here's hoping the TV show can capture some of that sadness and depression. Outside of VH1 it's hard to find really good depressing shows.

Living La Vida Links

75 movie remakes and reboots currently in the works. It was either a picture of Jane Fonda as Barbarella or John Wayne from True grit. Did I pick the right image? Only google image search will know.


14 funny instances of fighting the power. Ron Paul? I would've bet money that Chewie was a Kucinich supporter.


Lingerie Football Players punished for wearing too much. Word on the street is that Brady Quinn was traded from the Browns for similar reasons.

Gaiking looks face meltingly awesome

Good gravy, I don't know anything about Gaiking (quick google search says it was a japanese cartoon that ran in the states similar to Star Blazers) but this teaser trailer for the upcoming cgi reboot looks incredible. Hopefully this thing makes its way to the states with a decent dub.

fake Lost opening credits > no opening credits

Some wonderful nerd out there made his own opening credits to Lost. It's awesome.

Google could've prevented episodes 1-3

Scott Pilgrim Vs My Indifference

So this tralier hit the web yesterday right around the same time my work day went to crap. It made some nerds weep with it's goodness, it made me realize that I'm tired of Michael Cera.

Kaneda Jackson

I'm pretty sure this is the geekiest thing I will ever post on this blog.

via tomopop

X-Box Live's pimp hand is strong

Hey poindexter, great news you can now pay to play video games with girls on x-box live! Huzzzah

A new service called GameCrush offers games with real live girls at the low low rate of $8.25 for a 10 minute match. There are four Xbox 360 games supported so far; Halo 3, GTAIV, Modern Warfare 2 and Gears of War 2.

I suck at Modern Warfare 2 and would like just once to not end up at the bottom of the leaderboard. I think this might be my only chance.

Seal pwns Penguins

Links for the Lazy Blogger

Olivia Munn riding a Unicorn The other day a friend of mine said I had too many posts about Cheryl Cole and Diora Baird and not enough Olivia Munn. I punched him in the baby maker.


Chris Evans' abs are your new Captain America His abs aren't as nice as Ryan Reynolds' but they're much nicer than John Krasinski's, so we'll call this a win.


Eight TV Shows Vastly improved with Photoshop If the Leave it to Lamas pic doesn't make you laugh you're dead inside.

Best Ref Ever

Soccer players are all sissies. I know, I play every week. It doesn't matter if it's co-ed games on monday nights or Saturday afternoons in the Premiership. If a ref makes a bad or questionable call everyone loses their shit.

9 times out of 10 the ref can't do anything about it. If he does nothing one side is going to retaliate Paul Scholes style. If he hands out cards for dissent the teams get even more fired up, and if he starts tossing people Netherlands/Portugal style (a game where the ref was totally justified) people will blame him for not having better control over the game. What's the solution? Punching, lots of punching.

Return of the Links

Will You Survive A Zombie Apocalypse? The Flowchart (SPOILER: No, No You Won't)


Health Care Reform made funny with Twitter Sure some of these aren't that funny, a few are tastless and politically they're all one sided but what else are you going to do? Watch C-Span? Yeah... didn't thinnk so.


A Hitman Monkey Mini series? At this point anything is better than another summer blockbuster cross over. There's only so many plastic green lantern rings I can fit on both hands.

Tony Jaa will throat punch your elephant

I'm pretty sure Tony Jaa is like Troy McClure but with the elephants instead of fish. But unlike Troy McClure there's almost no way he's going on a date with Selma. He's obviously more of a Patti kinda guy.

oh yeah here's a trailer for Ong Bak 3.

Tiger Woods Sext Kittens

This is why I'm not a millionaire already. My simple brain could never come up with an idea as awesome as taking Tiger Woods alleged sexts to porn star Joslyn James and adding them to pictures of kittens.

You can find more here, but be warned they're super inappropriate.

Predators Trailer

One of the things that's great about the web is that I don't have to see horrible movies just to catch the trailer of something I'm really jacked to see. Would you believe I actually saw Space Jam in the theater just because the Star Wars Special Edition trailer was playing before it? Yeah I was super popular in high school.

Logorama FTW

Logorama from Marc Altshuler - Human Music on Vimeo.

When Logorama won an oscar for best animated short this year I was shocked. Shocked that I had actually seen an animated short that was nominated for an oscar. I mean who watches animated shorts? You do, I guess...

Count Punched

Ok, the 2010 Emerald City Comic Con really did have some awesome cosplay

If he's offering you Romulan Ale don't drink it!

There seemed to be a lot of really bad wolverines, this guy was great.

Psyclocke just as most artists draw her, not asian.

Science officers are always looking for bad boys.

If these two are mother/daughter then it's a win. if not then I'm sorry.

This was me in my Wil Wheaton outfit. I signed 43 autographs before they threw me out.

If only the pumpkin bombs were the right size this would be amazing.

Dr. Strange must have used some "magic" on Psylocke. Magic = Roofies

This is better than any scene from Episode II.

The Silent Hill girls are what Taz would call Zombie Hot.

Hands down my favorite.

Awesomer when you realize these two are 4 feet tall.

Finally a Spider-Man without unfortunate looking crotch bulge.. not that I'm looking.

The masquerade winner. It's pretty bad ass.

Looks a little too much like Episode III Chewbacca, but I won't hold that against him.

Willow?! God Bless the nerds.

Sheldon totally wants his lamp back.

Once you realize who this is it's pretty awesome.

Get him Doom, kill Emo-Spidey!

I take back what I said about the tusken raider. New Favorite

Ok so Voltron Girl wasn't at this con, but I had to use this picture somewhere.

Crumbumbs and Fatcats

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The Daily Show with special guest commentator Mick Foley are here to tell you how politics (and politicians in general) are able to suck and blow all at the same time.

The 2010 Emerald City Comic Con had some great Cosplay*

* this is not it

I bet you money Magneto forgot to wash his hands

I swear to God this Ewok is 6 feet tall

Popped button? check. Uncomfortable bunching around the crotch? check.

I'm pretty sure that entire TMNT costume is just a hoodie

Is Cobra Commander wearing jeans and ninja shoes?

Ack my eyes! The goggles do nothing!

Is Captain Marvel worthy of the bulge the Scarlett Spider is sporting?

I love how Batman looks embarrassed to be seen with the other three

Worst Superman or Best Superman? You Decide!

Sweet Fancy Moses! Put on some pants, please!

Thor never met a frozen Pizza he couldn't conquer

Ok this is getting silly, is the Nordic Track broken at Avengers Mansion?

When did Indy grow the 'stache? Was it the last movie? I never saw it.