Patton Oswalt has plans for Episode VII

I can't actually watch this because my work computer has no speakers but I've been told it's fantastic.

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Stephen Speilberg blames George Lucas for Indy 4 being awful. My favorite part about this is that Speilberg says it was Lucas' idea to use space aliens which of course "ruined" the movie. However it was Speilberg's idea to have Indy survive a nuclear explosion in a refrigerator. How about we just say it was a team effort?

Yes Google Stole from Apple, and it's a good thing. I can't believe Jobs had the balls to sue google for stealing from Apple given how much IP Apple has stolen. The best part of the article is the apple freaks in the comments section that can't help but defend the double standard.

Real World Star sues MTV. Tanya, who has always been one of my favorite Challenge veterans, claims that a Kenny and Evan sexually assaulted her with a toothbrush. I'm not sure which is worse, the allegation or discovering that MTV actually has a "rape clause" in their contracts.

Patton Oswalt narrates a reality star's trip to the pumpkin patch. I have no idea who he's ripping on but it's highlarious none the less.

Patton Oswalt as Hans Moleman

This 5 second film by Patton Oswalt is one of the greatest films in the history of man. I've watched it 20 times already and each time I discover another layer. For instance Patton Oswalt is wearing a shirt, betcha didn't notice that.

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10 of the Gnarliest moments in Scalped. Right now this is easily the best comic I'm reading and it has been for quite some time. If you're ever over at my house, first you have to help me fix a fence but after that you should totally borrow the first tpb.

Call of Duty: Galactic Warfare Mod. So this is why people still play games on computers. I'm kinda surprised Lucasarts hasn't already come up with a project like this. I mean they're all about jumping on bandwagons why not make a star wars COD?

Patton Oswalt's rejected pitches to DC. A Dirty Dozen inspired comic made up entirely of Batman Villains? Of course DC said no. I think they're allergic to money.

The 7 dumbest weaknesses in comic book history. I don't know about this, I mean I like dumb weaknesses. I think they're totally believable, I think everyone has a weakness somewhere in their lives. If I was a superhero my weakness would totally be cookies.

bonus fact: If you google superman + magic you get a lot of pictures of Dwight Howard.