Rub some Bacon on it

I've been trying this for years, all it's gotten me is high cholesterol and a pack of stray dogs that follows me around everywhere I go.

Ok, you caught me. There is no pack of stray dogs. But I do have high cholesterol!

Grown Up Alien Ninja Turtles

If you've been paying any attention to the blog this week, you already know Michael Bay is producing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie called Ninja Turtles where the turtles are from space (don't worry bro, the backstory will be rich and complex), also they're not really teenagers they just act like it.

I thought it was a bad idea until I saw the new intro. I think it's pretty sweet.

The Mother effing Pterodactyl

This video by The Oatmeal and Sarah Donner is amazing. My son LOVED it! He was dancing and everything. Then I realized he's starting to learn more words everyday and I think his days of watching youtube clips filled with swears is swiftly coming to an end. Oh well, it was a amazing ride.

I have no idea how much the world sucks

Here's the best song about a cat's life you'll ever hear. Your welcome.

First World Problems

I like this Funny Z guy. He reminds me of me when I was in high school.. I never had enough cereal to make a bowl either.

I wish it was Friday, Friday already

Sometimes I take it for granted that all my friends are as internet savy (ie nerdy) as myself and I'll skip posting something that's awesome but is so ubiquitous that I feel it's hardly worth the effort. Well I don't want to make that mistake with Rebecca Black's new smash single Friday. Go ahead take a listen, I'll be here waiting...

.. ok so obviously this is a joke. Some rich grandpa shelled out a bunch of money so his little sweetie could appear in a music video. It's not like we're dealing with Lady Gaga here, where the wool has been pulled over everone's eyes, everyone knows this song is awful. "I’d rather hear gunshots from my childs bedroom than a new Rebecca Black song" is my favorite review.

But here's the rub, since hitting the web last weekend, Friday has been viewed on youtube almost 10 million times and the song just hit #69 on iTunes' top 100. So here's your new Justin Bieber.. Rebecca Black.

I'm pretty sure this is why the Mayan calendar doesn't go past 2012.

Harder than you think

Hey kids remember public enemy? No?... how did I get so old?