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My son Logan turns 2 in November. I'd like to think in my almost 2 years of being a parent I've learned a bunch about parenting, some of it through books, some though experience, most of it through Yo Gabba Gabba. One thing I learned early on, you can't sword fight your kids. No matter how much they talk back. Take it away Q13news!

Fremont Seay, the father, tried to discipline his daughter by hitting her with multiple switches. Then as a tactic change, he made her dress in medieval clothing and fight him for hours with a wooden sword.

Seay allegedly told investigators that he was a renaissance fighter and that because his daughter was 16, he had the right to fight her with a wooden sword.

After the sword fight, the girl texted a friend who called 911.

via q13fox.com

Wait a minute! She was 16? 16 seems about the right age to challenge your children to swordfights. Are we supposed to wait until they're 18?

What is this canada?

video of the news story after the jump