MLS WAG story of the year

In Europe Soccer players get all the ladies even if they look like this. But here in the states most soccer players drive Hyudais and have to share crappy apartments because the MLS minimum salary is 30,000 a year. So how does one land a super WAG when the doorman won't let you in the club 'cause you rolled up on steel 14"s? Facebook man... facebook.

Chicago Fire defender Krzysztof Krol was crowned the grand master of Facebook when he recently started dating Playboy model Patrycja Mikula. How did he score such an awesome date? He got her phone number off her Facebook page.

~withleather.com

Wait a minute? People put their phone numbers up on facebook? That doesn't sound like the smartest decision in the world. I'm guessing Krzysztof was able to trick Patrycja into going out with him by claiming he was a Nigerian prince and just needed her help to get his money out of Africa.

One more thing, this Patrycja chick used to date MMA fighter and former UFC champ Andrei Arlovski. So I'm pretty sure when this guy turns up missing we'll know why.

for your viewing pleasure (hey not that much pleasure buddy) I've included the banner pic I almost ran and a picture of Patrycja with her MMA ex Andrei. Yeah there's a pitbull with them. This poor soccer guy is so dead.