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If years of late night cable TV taught me anything it's that Piranha 1 and 2 are awesome movies. How Tricia O'Neil wasn't nominated for an Oscar I'll never know. Anyhoo.. 19 years later Hollywood has finally got their act together and completed the Piranha Trilogy. Pranha 3D comes out this summer, and if it doesn't do better* at the box office than Iron Man 2 I'll eat my hat.


*by "better than" I mean have shorter lines and more tickets readily available