So I guess over the weekend the fine folks at G4TV put together a little Star Wars car wash, with proceeds going to the make a wish foundation. Of course this is G4 we're talking about, a Star Wars themed car wash seems kinda mundane for them...
...oh I get it, a sexy Star Wars car wash. The 12 year old me is very very excited about this. To bad he doesn't have a car, In your face 12 year old me!
"wait the soap goes where? I get confused"
"mind if I dent your car with my ass? no? I didn't think so"
"lady if you can't get this right just leave, this is a serious fake business here"
anyone else think Storm Trooper #2 is staring just a bit to hard?
"So when I distract this nerd with my boobs you two take his car"
where did this guy come from? stupid title 9
"did you ever hear back about that Staples commercial?"
the Jawas are about to make it rain.
"the suggested donation is $20, if you don't give me $50 I call the Jawas"
you're missing spots!
"really not one slave girl? The emperor's a dick"

1 comments:
excellent!
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