Monster Bikinis FTL

I think these monster themed bikinis by Pale Horse Design are genuinely scary. Something about sharp teeth around the crotch region gives me the heebie-jeebies.

I'm all for this sort of geek chic trend, I have a closet full of nerdy t-shirts to prove it but at a certain point when you're putting zombies on bikinis I think you've gone to far. In fact I think these monster bikinis pose a bit of a safety risk. I mean what happens when a zombie outbreak happens on a beach? Either you're going to get killed by accident because someone thinks you're a zombie or the zombies are going to eat you because you thought it was just your friend Melissa shambling your way looking for a hug.